Table of contents:
- Can I talk on the phone when I pee in the toilet?
- The bassist of our rock band sucks. Am I going to be a complete jerk if I kick him out?
- Is it ok to watch porn at work?
- Can I answer a call on my mobile during a movie show, if it's urgent?
- I want to tweet a picture of my wife's butt ala Ashton Kutcher. Do I have to ask her first, or can I take a picture and post in the hope that she will like it?
Video: Brad Pitt For Wire
Brad Pitt appeared in a stunning photo shoot for a magazine Wired … Moreover, Pitt also gave a mind-blowing interview - or rather, this is not an interview at all, but stupid answers to stupid questions under the heading "Ask the ubluyut" … Here is such an unusual advertisement for the new film "Inglourious Bastards", with Bradick in the title role.
According to the editors of the magazine, Pitt was interested in the May issue with Jay Jay Abramsand the actor wanted to do something to break the celebrity stereotype. And he did it one hundred percent!
All questions, of course, were devoted to technology topics. For example, Brad is asked, "What if your Warcraft wife turns out to be a dude?" “If all is well, don't look under the hood,” advises Pitt.
A couple of killer quotes and a photo session - under the cut!
Can I talk on the phone when I pee in the toilet?
- No you can not! Do you want the guy next to you to overhear the whole conversation? That's why you just need to send SMS in the bathroom. Just be sure you didn't press the wrong button and post a picture of your pussy on Twitter. Trust me, you don't need such followers.
The bassist of our rock band sucks. Am I going to be a complete jerk if I kick him out?
- Who cares? You are suffering, but he is not. Give him a kick. Bonus: I would also note others. Anyone who doesn't change should get out. Even if you have to fire the whole group. Remember, all great artists have actually performed solo. Think about Ronnie James Frickin 'Dio.
Is it ok to watch porn at work?
- Don't just watch porn at work - bring your old porn magazines and scan them! It's like converting vinyl to MP3. Load the entire hard drive, and when you need a break, watch your favorite pictures.
Can I answer a call on my mobile during a movie show, if it's urgent?
- Never. You may take a short break - just a couple of seconds - but what if someone sits next to you and records a pirate? Have you ever thought about it? And then all these copies will go on trays with a record of your "urgent conversation." Don't be so selfish!
And finally - complete delight:
I want to tweet a picture of my wife's butt ala Ashton Kutcher. Do I have to ask her first, or can I take a picture and post in the hope that she will like it?
- Don't take a picture of your wife's ass. This is stupid. Take pictures of the butts of other wives.